Thursday, August 28, 2008

Changing America

I thought it would be neat to jot down current events and breaking news stories, of every month that I keep a blog so that Chandler might look back in twenty years and see the changes in our world.

The Breaking News for August ... I hope it's obvious ...
Forty-five years later to the day of Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speach Barack Obama, the first African-American presidential nominee, accepts the nomination for the U.S. presidency for the democratic national party on this 28th day of August 2008.
Whether or not you are a Barack Obama fan, history was made today.

We Didn't Start the Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, South Pacific, North Pacific, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Eisenhower, vaccines, Liberace, USSR, John Lennon, Juan Peron, Einstein, James Dean, Davy Crockett, Elvis Presley, Disneyland, Budapest, trouble in the Suez, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Sputnik, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, children of thalidomide, Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia, hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U-2, Syngman Rhee, Chubby Checker, Baby Boomers, Belgians in the Congo, Hemingway, Eichmann, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion, British Beatlemania, John Glenn, GlaxoSmithKline, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, JFK blown away, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock, cell phone wars, Reagan, honey bees, Palestine, terror on the airlines, Ayatollahs in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan "Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, foreign debts, tsunami, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, China's under martial law, MySpace, Oprah Winfrey, Bill Gates, Francis Collins and J. Craig, Lance Armstrong, Gorbachev, Mandela and Homer Simpson are everywhere.

I have a friend who emailed me with a title of I Need Your Help. Great I thought, she wants my recipe for chili verde or maybe my Crock Pot Corn Crap recipe. Oh no, she wanted nothing of the sort.
My friend, Katie, is an American, teaching in the Philippines and asked to speak on ... Life as an American in conjunction with current events ... i.e. 9/11 specifically. Our opinion on what we think helped shape the United States and it's role in the World and what it is today. Did 9/11 change the United States?

Definitely not swapping recipes ... She explained to me that she almost did not ask me for my view as I have a very quiet political voice. But then she realized that I, Keena, have an opinion on everything from books and t.v., to child reering, hot dogs, to politics of every avenue. I do in fact have a very large political view that I only share with a select few as the subject can turn a conversation to hot very fast with some people ... point being, I am not the most sensored person so it is easier to just keep mum about certain things in efforts to keep friends.

She asked me to give my opinion and two hours later, I stopped typing. Above are things that I believe helped shape the World into what it is today ... some of those things were before my time but carry enough influence that spilled into my generation of X. Since I invested so much time, and this is my gosh darn blog, I decided to share my opinion with ya'll.

The Abridged Version of My Opinion ...
I believe that prior to 9/11 the U.S. believed we had immunity from attack. In my opinion, the attack of 9/11 was a long time coming ... sort of speak ... I think that many U.S. citizens and organizations, private, public and political had a sense that we as a nation were immune from ruthless rage of any American enemy. I think Americans have been encouraged to feel disconnection between the overseas actions of our politicians, diplomats, CEO's generals and the personal safety of our loved ones ... To summarize, I think we were a bit arrogant yet naive to the possibility of an attack.

Did 9/11 change my life? Oil prices, struggling economy, sure. The events in question did make me more appreciative of what I do have instead of obsessing of what I don't have, as thousands Iraqis are starved and killed by disease due to years of sanctions. It open my eyes to events outside my own small personal environment. It's unfortunate that it took a war on terror for me to notice my blessings. And frankly, I still find myself taking a lot for granted ... I am an American of course.

As far as the lifestyle of the United States is concerned ... The U.S. has the largest military buildup in American history. Things that include Stealth bombers, nuclear warheads, missile systems and laser guided bombs. America was free to involve itself in other nation's troubles without bringing the violence of war home. Some prime lessons that changed the U.S. lifestyle today ....


  • Desert Storm - the days just before, America held its breath at the high casualties predicted. By the time CNN panned over the smear of Iraqi bodies on the road out of Kuwait, it was clear, America was able to wage war against the fourth largest army and suffer only a handful of casualties in its own ranks. We were immune.
  • World Trade Center blew in 1993 ... the lesson again was that of immunity as the towers, so technologically sound, stood. Security was beefed up and life went on.
  • Federal Building in Oklahoma blew up ... the lesson again of immunity. After a brief moment of concern that the Jihad had come to the U.S. it was later learned that the perpetrator was one of America's homegrown nuts. He had not attacked from without. Our nation's sleuth's caught him in record time. Life went on.

With 9/11 I think that our immunity or nonexistence of immunity is a little more respected than tragedies past. Ultimately, Americans have always adapted to new challenges from the Civil War to the Great Depression to WWII, Americans have risen to confront the monumental events of their times.

How did Bush handle the events of 9/11? His first public statement on 9/11 was that there would be an investigation. Then he dragged his feet. Then when it finally did happen the White House dragged its feet on providing information. They put a time limit and a budget on the process. When the report did come out, no one was to blame. Bush sent the message of fear. Be afraid, be very afraid. But not so afraid that you wont go out shopping or take a vacation to Disney World. I believe Bush "tried" to do his job, but never was on the right track and continued to loose sight of what we were doing. However, an attack of that nature has never happened in our history.

So in the words of Billy Joel ... "We didn't start the fire, but we did ignite it when we tried to fight it."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Grandma's Little Slugger

Thanks Grandma for the baseball jammies.
That'a all!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

"It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't" -Barbara Kingsolver

Does my hair look okay?
9 days old ... 3 lbs 12 oz




Can someone please get this tube out of my nose?
19 days old



This darn binki wont stay in place.
5 weeks old



What do you mean it's rude to stick out one's tongue?
11 weeks old




To Infinity and Beyond! 14 weeks old ... 10 lbs flat
I can't believe Chandler is already over three months old. And I am sure I will say the same thing in six months and again in one year and again in three years and so forth.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Question ??

Currently I spend all my free time with Chandler ... but more specifically doing things "around Chandler" Things like staring, taking pictures, and organizing his stuff ... yaddy yaddy.

Let me elaborate ...

Things I Do On My Time Off
  • feed Chandler
  • take pictures of Chandler
  • take Chandler to Jessica's to have picture taken
  • edit pictures of Chandler
  • cut pictures out for scrapbook of Chandler
  • download pics of Chandler
  • order prints of pictures of Chandler
  • organize prints of pictures of Chandler
  • stare at Chandler ... the person ... not a picture
  • go through Chandler's little tiny outfits
  • take pictures again of Chandler
  • snuggle Chandler
  • organizing baby supplies

Get the idea ... So my questions is, does this obsession go away or at least fade a bit ... or will I forever be staring at my kid, organizing my kids belongings (his little clothes and diapers and all his little things) cataloguing his pictures ... and "hovering" as Jess says ?? I am completely content to just go through his room and stocking the diaper drawer and his wipey warmer, sort his outfits into the appropriate sizes, go through the apartment and make sure that every room has a clean burp cloth and tissues with in reach of where we hang out, making sure we have clean binkis stratigically placed in the house ... I can spend hours doing this kind of stuff and mind you my apartment is only about 800 square feet, you'd think I would get bored. How much time can one really spend organizing diapers?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I Love This Park

We got winners, we got losers, chain smokers and boozers. We got aviaries, we got yuppies, we got ducks, geese and guppies. We got roller bladers, we got bikers, and wanna be thirsty hikers. I love this park, it's my kind of place. Just strollin' through the gardens puts a big smile on my face.
We got cowboys, we got truckers. Broken-hearted fools and suckers. And we got hustlers, we got fighters, early birds and all-nighters. And the Mommies talk about their children's scars. Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this park.
I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs, blue-collar boys and rednecks. And we got lovers, lots of lookers and I've even seen dancing girls and hookers. And we like to drink our water from a Nalgene bottle. Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this park.
We got b-ball, we got swim pools, tennis courts and leash rules. But I love this park. It's my kind of place. Just trollin' round the duck pond puts a big smile on my face. No entry charge, come as you are. Mmm, I love this park.

Liberty Park has been my summer sanctuary this year. To drive the point home, I love Liberty Park because it attracts such a diverse group of people. Single Dad's with his three identical little humans in a triple seat stroller, seniors on roller skates and exercisers of many various activities. So while I may have my headphones in, I fully absorb my visual surroundings and get some quality people watching in while getting my run on. I always leave with a smile on my face and the words, "What the?" at the tip of my tongue.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Boys Will Be Boys

He has toys and cartoons yet he sits in the corner with the dog. Boys will be boys.

I left my cell phone at Jessica's house last night and I am with Mattie today and she can't call me ... So I have to post multiple blogs about Mattie so she can "hover" ...

So, I keep a pretty clean house but Matthew found the most dirty things and decided to play with them ... items such as ...

  • Annabelle's stuffed animal that is full of dried dog slobber

  • Annabelle's caller that I just took off this morning that has been on her neck for some 5 years

  • the dog water bowl

  • and lastly the dust pan

Don't worry Jess ... I have been disinfecting between play sessions.

Best Friends


I am hanging out with Matthew today ... He came into the kitchen where I was making some breakfast, I asked him if he wanted me to come and play with him, he said NO, I play with Annabelle ...
I can't decided if Mattie is helping me with Annabelle or if Annabelle is helping with Mattie. I just checked the clock and these two have been at it now for 35 minutes.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Just Do It


Back in March of this year I was still managing at 24 Hour Fitness. There was a company wide contest going on and the management of the clubs that won get to go to Los Angelas and run in the Nike + Human Race. Our Club won. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the Human Race I encourage you to get on the website I linked below a and check it out ... but here is the quick skinny ...

Nike represents fitness for everyone and in another effort to live their brand they launched the Nike + Human Race, an event happening world wide. You can register in the city you live and run with the world, or independently on August 31st. It is the first simultaneous world run. There are organized events and races world wide. Example: I will be running in a 10K in L.A on that day. Portland, has an organized race, Athens Greece, Beijing, New York, Vancouver, London, Chicago and yaddy yaddy. Contestants can log on to Nike.com and register and log their runs ... so virtually you are racing the world. It is Nike's campaign to get the world moving and it seems to be working. It would be cool to know how many non-runners the Human Race motivated to get started. Well what ever the number might be ... they can add one more ... Keena Hemphill.

I am accepting donations ... not for the entry fee and not for charity but so that I might purchase plenty of inhalers to get me through the race. I mentioned it was a 10K right? Part of our winnings is we get to run with some Nike executives ... Um?? are they going to walk with me?? Because my running might be limited ... Should I send them an FYI ...
"Dear Nike Executive, My name is Keena, and we are suppose to be running together it the first ever, world race going on world wide sponsored by your prestigious company. I have asthma and may be walking at least half of the race. Will you be joining me? Because I would really like to get a photo shot of us together for the folks back home in Utah." ... Is that appropriate?

So California here I come, with my inhaler, if they let me on the plane with inhalants.

http://nikeplus.nike.com/nikeplus/

Nike: Just Do It