I was getting ready for work today and I needed a band aid. I have a cupboard outside my bathroom where I keep my toiletries and first aid supplies. As I was looking for one band aid I realized how much stuff is in this cupboard and after careful inventory this is what I recorded ...
- 12 fragrant lotions
- 2 finger nail polish removers
- 2 body sprays
- 2 insect repellents
- 10 mini deodorants
- 5 hand sanitizers
- 5 exfoliating body washes
- 2 hair serums
- 5 lint rollers
- 3 loofahs
One would think that I would smell like vanilla walnut passion fruit citrus, but I don't. I smell more like baby spit with a hint of dryer sheet and chap stick.
I know a lot of these items make for good gifts but for the future maybe you people could refrain from the toiletries and just give me cash. HA!
2 comments:
so like what are you saying, you don't want a gift certificate to bed bath and beyond for your birthday>? well fine then, I'll make it to bath and body works..
love ya, hope you stay awake... I posted like three posts tonight to keep you reading and awake.
"One would think that I would smell like vanilla walnut passion fruit citrus, but I don't. I smell more like baby spit with a hint of dryer sheet and chap stick."
You are too funny!! I am lovin' your writing style. If only I had a way with words myself.
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